Open Question: Foot fetish?
 

My girl friend has a foot fetish. This would be great and all, but I , alas, have had both of my legs amputated from the knees down when I was hit by a road side bomb in Iraq. I don't know what to do. I want to make her happy, but How can she have fun with my feet...if I don't have any? Please help, my relationship depends on it.

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