Ever sit in your car in the Wal-Mart parking lot and beat your meat as you watch them cute t3enage cuties wearing them patent leather mules
Oh yes, many times
And soon you will be beating ur meat to lil Missy gurl in patent mules
Yep, I bought myself another pair of shoes yesterday in ebay. Smelly well worn patent wh0re mules
Get ready to whack it boys
