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Originally Posted by eadster
Is it weird that I want to smell that reporters feet? Cause if it is I don't give a damn  |
oh you and i both man, and if she would've interviewed me as a random citizen, i would've volunteered a demonstration as a random foot fetish person for her reporter team on their cameras.
I would've suggested they start filming live... and i would have said to her: "now maam, if I could just have you take off one of your pumps"... then she'd take it off ..."and now maam, if I could just get you to place it in my palm"... and I'd have my palm out in front of her as if I was gonna do some professional magic trick, then when she places her pump in my palm, I'd immediately take it right there in front of the camera and place the toe portion over my nose and start sniffing it right there while making foot fetish noises like a desperate man who is half pig and also seems like he hasn't had sex in 40 yrs
, doh!
...then I'd casually hand her back her pump and walk off like nothing happened
