[smellnylonfeet]

excuse me Miss, I'd like to slip off your stinky, smelly patent leather pumps and take them into the mens room so I can BURY my nose deep into them and try to savor any of your cheesey toe aroma from them. I'll be careful to just fill one shoe, so you won't have to walk around the rest of the day with your both your feet in puddles of my sticky goo.