Ever met a beautiful female stranger who you wanted to make smile as a direct result of your actions?
Well, here's a great way to do that:
** Start out with her right or left foot (I prefer the right foot).
** Lay your tongue at the heel of her sole.
** Press face into tongue to increase frictional coefficient.
** Now drag tongue all the way up foot until you reach toes.
** Whah-lah, you now have a happy smile on a perfect stranger.
Do not do this at Starbucks though.