Open Question: How can I make my feet smell bad?

[feedcrawler]

I want me feet to stink. But they don't for some reason. My feet just don't stink, and even if they start to, when I get a sh0wer the water makes them smell fine. I don't wash my feet, EVER. Please tell me how to make them smell bad? I recently (Yesterday) started wearing the same socks. I'm not gonna say why I want my feet to stink, I'm only 15 though, so it's not for creepy fetish purposes. Trust me, that stuff's gross...My feet are dry :/

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