I'll steal Pam's shoes

[tyler]

i'd love for her to catch me and chase me while i was running away and then smother her foot in my face to teach me a valuable lesson and say something to the effect of "oh, you like feet so much you perv? huh? you likem so much!? well how do you likem now you sick freak!!? huh, how do you likem all in your face and you can't move you pervert!?"

i would pray for pam to do that to me and then tie me up and keep me in her shoe closet for days where i am f0rced to repent and learn my lesson by sniffing her shoes to the 3xtreme and then when she gets back home from shopping or a workout, she takes my bound body and shoves her toes directly over my nose for hours at a time with the thought that she is teaching me a lesson by 3xtreme f0rce, yet if only she knew, LOL.

I'd be in hardon heaven the whole time